Aswellasaheftyservingoflop's definitions

Ling

An optimised form of the term 'growling'. optimisation is a method that ensures words are shortened to an appropriate level so that the message can be conveyed in the maximum number of repetitions in a given time. One uses ling to express their enjoyment towards a given scenario. it is also used to alert peers of your love and presence for them. i would ling at a friend to let them know I'm there physically, and that I'm loving them actively.

"hey man i just got a new lego set!"
"omg ling"

"ling"
"ling"

by Aswellasaheftyservingoflop June 24, 2023

Parashneep

Parashneep is used for an individual to 'save their arse' in the event of a sentence malfunction. It acknowledges that the speaker has recognised that they have jumbled their words or forgotten the ending to their sentence. The proclamation of "PARASHNEEP" in a quick, high pitched manner makes the speaker immune to sarcastic comments or abuse for their observed inability to speak by their peers.

"your mum is so fat that when she gets out of bed...... PARASHNEEP PARASHNEEP PARASHNEEP"
"oh."

by Aswellasaheftyservingoflop May 25, 2022