Jayneese Lewis

jayneese lewis is a very thoughtful person. she finds it very difficult to walk and be around her husband. She may get beat every night but she still loves him. with short, nasty hair she has a wonderful personality! In her closet lays hundreds of bats that were broken over her head. Her medication cost $100,000 a year and has been laced with rat poisoning because her husband calls her a rat and poisons her with what she deserves. But she doesn't die because of the xanex she takes on a daily basis, which relieves the pain.

Husband: get over here ugly Jayneese Lewis
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir

by aruther burfeild February 28, 2019

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lewis junior

An asshole who has a shitty ass girlfriend that looks like a horse and smells like a Port-a-Potty and a dirty stripper combined.

Person 1: Did you see Lewis junior and his girlfriend?
Person 2: Eww yeah I did they are so gross

by Ratchetasshoesofctown December 29, 2013

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Lewis

Every Lewis you encounter will be dreamy. His sparkling eyes will make you dazed. Your friends will be thinking you’re the luckiest girl on the planet to get a slice of action with a Lewis. His sense of humour is goated. If you’re thinking of swerving a Lewis you better he quick - Lewis can quickscope any of his Ex’s with ease. Lewis is one of a kind person be lucky to have met one

Friend: so who is your boyfriend?

Me: it’s Lewis

Friend OMG girl you’re so lucky treat this moment the best you can

by DJ Osama Spin Laden March 13, 2021

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Lewis

A complete idiot who’s ego is through the roof, is way too confident, and has a terrible taste in music. They think they’re the best at everything, wether they’ve heard of the skill or not, and is ridiculously stupid yet somehow manages to make it into top set in lessons.

Lewis: I’m so amazing at everything

Person: ugh shut up you’re so annoying.

by YaLocalPeach July 4, 2020

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