The act of sexually assaulting an individual by violently and repeatedly kicking them in an appropriate orifice.
"Bitch if you don't figure out how to drive I will kick-fuck you into quadriplegicy!"
"So, I was kick-fucking this chick with spina bifida last night..."
"So, I was kick-fucking this chick with spina bifida last night..."
by Höllenfeuer September 1, 2011
Get the kick-fuckmug. by Sore Nuts October 27, 2003
Get the kick in the nutsmug. 1. Money paid generally to an official for covertly assisting an organization, individual, or initiative.
2. Recline, as in a reclining chair. "Kick back and put your feet up," which means "Relax!"
2. Recline, as in a reclining chair. "Kick back and put your feet up," which means "Relax!"
The congressman received a ten-percent kick back for supporting the legislation that would give the mining company exclusive rights to the region.
by VAKI5 May 7, 2005
Get the kick backmug. "Hey wanna Netflix and chill?"
"Nah I don't have protection so I guess we'll have to Netflix and kick it.. /:"
"Nah I don't have protection so I guess we'll have to Netflix and kick it.. /:"
by Satanictacos November 7, 2015
Get the netflix and kick itmug. When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!
"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night".
"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".
"I know right".
"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".
"I know right".
by Codeman_333 July 15, 2010
Get the Onside kickmug. a very painful punishment indeed, a shit kick is when you make a blunder and suffer being kicked in the anus, hoping that said punisher's foot does not reach your fecal matter and push it deeper in, which could result in days of constipation.
"awww dude i just got shit kicked by that guy cause i was sleeping with his girl!"
"damn man you better take lots of lax"
"damn man you better take lots of lax"
by memedonttouchmeme June 23, 2008
Get the shit kickmug. A high jump done in a fast drum beat from usually in fast punk,hardcore, or pop punk music with a guitar spreading your legs in the air almost as if your doing a split just in the air.
by xmatheewx March 27, 2009
Get the scissor kickmug.