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jonas brothers

only the hottest most sexiest friggin band alive.
not only are they talented but they are nice people and mad smexy.
totaly awesome.
from wyckoff new jersey.
and just basically amazing.
by sarah covello June 19, 2008
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Jonah Arguement

An arguement in which on of the arguers will not give up no matter what evidence is provided to prove otherwise.
Hey, you look like that guy from Footloose!
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.
by Doostien Ynskype June 29, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

The Most amazing band/guys ever. A small percent of the world thinks that their fans are little kids. WEll 90% of their fans are 13-19 years old and if you knew anything you would know that. They write all of theri own songs, they DO NOT LIP SYNC, they have amazing voices and are great performers.musicians/artists. They are the funniest nicest sweetest most grounded guys i have ever seen. The Jonas Brothers are hero's to many including me. Oh and did i mention how hottt they are!

Oh and some call the Jonas Brothers fags. Well those people are teenage guys who are very jealous of the jonas brothers becuase almost every girl in this world is in love with the jonas brothers and THAT is a fact. Everyone knows their just jealous=
by Aubreyy owns May 17, 2008
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The Jonas Brothers

The most greatest, skilled, gorgeous group of guys!
by Melanie Clark March 29, 2008
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jonas

1. The name of some weird band which apparently a lot of girls are obsessed with.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
1. Oh my god Perez Hilton loves the Jonas Brothers!!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
by As Tave Myliu January 11, 2009
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Jonas

Someone who has smelly breath and enjoys being farted on.
Guy 1: Ew, look at that guy over there getting farted on
Guy 2: Must be a Jonas
Guy 1: yea, his breath smells bad too
by sebber July 18, 2019
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Jonas

I was in the bedroom beating up the jonas last night.

She shaves her jonas.

That girl may not be a model but she has some good jonas.

I hope the next time i take my girl out i can get some jonas from her cute butt.
by The surveyer January 2, 2006
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