A Jon Joke

A bad or inappropriate joke.

person A: 'says lame joke'
person B: Wow what a Jon joke.

by Bob Googinbladder April 25, 2008

lil jon

The worst rapper / hype man ever. He is overplayed and can be found on almost any mainstream hip hop track out there. Listen closely and you can at least hear him screaming "HUWHAT" in the background. This fraud gets paid millions of dollars to scream meaningless words like "WHAT", "OKAY", and "YEAAAAAAAH!" on other rappers' songs. He appears most commonly on Ying Yang Twins tracks, who by the way, are some of the worst dirty south rappers.

Expert : lil jon used to be good back in the day of "Let my nuts go" and " "Bia Bia." Now every plastic highschool teen girl thinks he is the epitome of great music. Go listen to some Common, Aesop Rock, or Talib Kweli.

by Ben April 22, 2005

lil jon and the eastside boyz

the best rap group ever. they are a punk crunk mix that kciks ass

Lil jon is sweeet and his eastisde boys

by LilJOnwhattt: July 30, 2005

lil jon

Simply a great music artist. There may be some songs where he doesn't say much, but he still makes the song even better just by bein in it and sayin those few little words. He livens it up. He is also a great music producer too. LISTEN TO HIS NEW ALBUM "CRUNK JUICE" CAUSE HE RAPS A LOT MORE ON IT!

I's been know you fo' a long time (shawty),
But f*****' never crossed my mind (shawty),
But tonight, I seen sumthin' in ya (shawty),
That made me wanna get wit 'cha (shawty),

by rwm December 15, 2004

The Jon Jon

Being a whiney little bitch when having fun.

Dude lets go do something!
- Idk guys i'm really tired and my head hurts.
Really?
-Not tonight.
You are being a complete The Jon Jon.

by AppleEater123 July 12, 2011

The Jon

A re-rack in beer pong in which 5 cups are racked in two parallel lines. Originated at FSU

The Jon Illustration

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by Man Pong July 1, 2011

Mike Jon

the greatest guy in the world. Mike Jons treat their girlfriends as if they are the most amazing and most perfect person in the world. Mike Jons tend to like animals (particularly odd ones) and nature maybe a little too much. To destract from the obsessive like of wildlife, start playing techno and through some glow sticks at him he will then have an instant urge to get up and rave.

Girl: Mike Jon just bought me flowers

Girl 2: My boyfriend never buys me flowers

Girl: Sucks for you!

by Zipperbutt October 12, 2011