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Johnson County

You could live a lot worse. It's not as rich as everyone says, granted some people are loaded and the majority of them went to my high school. There are a lot of people that are fake but if you look deeper you'll find most people are normal and not rich as fuck. We do have great schools. So don't hate us because our parents worked hard to get here. I used to hate to say I'm from Leawood but now I say it with pride because my parents worked hard to get there and I shouldn't be ashamed of their work ethic
I went to Blue Valley North, I'm not rich, both my parents work, and I don't have blonde hair, nothing is what it seems.
by YEA! November 21, 2004
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jeff johnson

Tall man with alligator arms. A man who cannot reach his wallet.
Don't be a Jeff Johnson and pay for lunch!
by Jayhawk511 December 6, 2016
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Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is a legendary boxer who fought not only opponents in the ring but also racial bigatry prominent in the United States in the early 20th century. He could not get white opponents to fight him so he would follow them around the world and taunt them. He died in a car accident. There is also a semi-talented singer who happens to share his name.
Jack Johnson would have fucked Muhammud Ali up!
by Ghustle April 4, 2005
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Tragic Johnson

by Markus July 16, 2003
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Slap Johnson

a black man joke between white people while playing Halo/
slapping somebody with your dick, or slapping your own dick with your hand.
"Slap My Johnson"
"iam gona slap your johnson"
by Cursive March 5, 2005
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smack johnson

when a person is smacked out of their mind on thizzles
shut up smack johnson,
whats up smack johnson,
never be that smacked smack johnson
by chachi916 April 24, 2007
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Lee Johnson

Any male who is short, usually under 3 foot tall. A hobit.
'Omg hes so short! hes a Lee Johnson'
by Professor Poofenstein February 28, 2009
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