Bed Jelly

When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later

Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly

by Reilly gosling March 3, 2019

Mank jelly

The reminisce of fluid left on the bed after a 6 hour orgy.

Person A : “What’s that on the bed?”
Person B : “that’s my Mank jelly from last nights orgy”

by Chopppperrrere April 3, 2022

Red Jellies

Another name for genital warts, often genital herpes

My red jellies are flaring tonight

by Chasadia April 26, 2019

Off The Jelly

When a hockey player takes a shot and it hits the post, usually resulting in a loud ‘ping’ noise

That snipe by Kevin Hayes was so sick, what a shame it went off the jelly

by DoYouLikeTheSmellofBasil? July 28, 2020

Jelly Swack

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and as you are about to cumake, pull out and slap her in the face with your cock while you cum.

Michelle is pissed since I jelly swacked her last night. Anal filthy sanchez

by Dirt Rat September 10, 2016

Jelly Dicking

When you are just fucking around on a normal sortie.

That dumb ass was just jelly dicking around!

by I-dickery May 6, 2018

Jelly bean

Known to have a head that looks like it's been squashed in a vice

"Who's the cunt with the head working on me truck doing the Horton fan" , that's jelly bean man, " Ah yeah but whys he taken the gearbox out?"

"Don't hassle the jelly bean, he's really good at what he does "

by Cheesywilly June 11, 2017