by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024

by Cavejoncen October 21, 2019

Ite is just a normal calm guy he actualy doesnt talk much unless spoken to or he is with his close friends and shi he might be shy but deep down there he has such massive wood and jst needs head from a sexy girl and really wants to give backshots... so if ur downn he's downn
by ITE March 2, 2025

Such a beast, can trickshot, OG player former eRa, Auto, Saw, Genesis
Best of the best
should be in Auto again
Best of the best
should be in Auto again
guy 1: look omfg its simulated, that beast trickshotter with the @Sihmulation
guy 2: LETS GET HIS AUTOGRAPH COME ON DUDE
guy 2: LETS GET HIS AUTOGRAPH COME ON DUDE
by Not Simulated October 14, 2014

Its basically when someone hands you a rock with some mud on it, and it was supposedly good 14 years ago
Person1: Hey here is a bag of dirt
Person2: Why did you give me this?
Person1: This was good for its time, 18 years ago
Person2: what
Person2: Why did you give me this?
Person1: This was good for its time, 18 years ago
Person2: what
by Shimuf August 19, 2023

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys
by mkunga May 4, 2023
