tap wine

This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.

Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.

Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party

Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!

Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink

Sexy Girl: Meow

by zizo2xo November 5, 2011

Tap Ass

Pee Bum Tap Ass refers to the runny shits that flow freely.Related to Mexican water and food or too much beer in one night.
Usually,the tap is stuck in the on position and can only be stopped with a Gerbil plug,massive amounts of corn,or Immodium.
Also associated with a shart,sharting

Fred:"Hey Bob,how's your diarrhea?"
Bob:"Great!No more tap ass,thanks for lending me your gerbil!"
Pedro:"Vote for Pedro!"

by Joel B Ertonpink April 28, 2005

Tapping Out

Making the decision to leave the modern post-collegiate life of living in New York City to move home or to another city less exciting.

Liz is tapping out. Rent is too expensive so she is moving home with her parents.

by BigRed562928 May 30, 2014

Shut tap

welsh slang for last orders at closing time in a pub.

it's nearly shut tap, get a round in quick

by Sexy Welsh Dragon July 13, 2010

tap a well

inserting your penis into a virgins vagaina or bum.

i taped her well last night. god i love virgins

by prince pwnage March 28, 2004

Tap that ass

do it in the butt

id tap that ass all night long

by John Biehl December 10, 2003

Head Tap

To hit someones head when they say something stupid.

Often done using two fingers (index and middle) and brushing the persons head.

Man 1: I swear I can play running back with crutches!

Man 2: Yo, shut up, that's a head tap for saying that.

by Emmanuel07 October 18, 2010