Abbey's ass is the most perfect ass ever. It's not too firm, but it's not to jiggly. It's the perfect shape and size. It looks PHENOMENAL with panties or without panties.
Besides looks, Abbey's ass feels amazing cupped in your hands. Squeezing her ass is the best feeling in the world. As soon as you touch it, you'd want to spend the rest of your life kissing and fucking that ass.
Besides looks, Abbey's ass feels amazing cupped in your hands. Squeezing her ass is the best feeling in the world. As soon as you touch it, you'd want to spend the rest of your life kissing and fucking that ass.
EX: "Man, I gotta girlfriend, but I can't help but wish she had Abbey's ass."
EX: "There's all these wonderful asses in the world, but Abbey's ass is by far the best and the only one I want."
EX: "There's all these wonderful asses in the world, but Abbey's ass is by far the best and the only one I want."
by bllushing May 16, 2014
Get the abbey's assmug. An ass attack is when you are feeling completely normal without the feeling of having to take a shit. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere you have to shit and shit BAD!! You pretty much have less than one minute to find a toilet. It can happen anytime or anywhere.
I was standing in my kitchen feeling completely normal making dinner then all of a sudden I had an Ass Attack, so I ran to the bathroom and pulled my pants down just in time to make it in the toilet.
by Tim_M_G February 18, 2009
Get the Ass Attackmug. A useless person, most commonly male, who whines like a bitch every time something doesn't go their way. (Not to be confused with a Bitch who is just a female that acts the same)
2.) A person, who has a negative, often unwarranted opinion about anything or everything presented to them.
3.) A guy who is such a pussy even girls bust his balls (assuming he has any, doubtful.)
Defining features of a bitch ass are feelings of self entitlement, inability to cope with daily life, pathetic attemps to gain others sympathy, constantly dwelling on negative thoughts, and the amazing ability to bring down everyone around them.
2.) A person, who has a negative, often unwarranted opinion about anything or everything presented to them.
3.) A guy who is such a pussy even girls bust his balls (assuming he has any, doubtful.)
Defining features of a bitch ass are feelings of self entitlement, inability to cope with daily life, pathetic attemps to gain others sympathy, constantly dwelling on negative thoughts, and the amazing ability to bring down everyone around them.
by wolf15668 September 1, 2013
Get the Bitch assmug. The state of unexpected and terrifyingly violent diarrhea that coughs, splutters and gushes in a manner reminiscent of the vomiting that occurs when infected with the RAGE virus in the movie "28 Days Later."
by Magnus Ultracock March 20, 2009
Get the Ass Ragemug. "Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"
by Shortafpineappl3 May 4, 2018
Get the ass smackmug. "I only watched OZ to see the ass of life in the shower."
*posts a photo of Meloni's bum to Twitter, tags it #AOL *
*posts a photo of Meloni's bum to Twitter, tags it #AOL *
by livstabler January 19, 2014
Get the ass of lifemug. I hate government websites, they make them as least productive as possible so you can waste a whole day on a piddly-ass task.
I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.
I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.
by mstr August 14, 2009
Get the Piddly-assmug.