Slam the door on your teeth

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.

Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.

by Weirdosis June 03, 2018

Raver Teeth

A degenerative condition of the teeth resulting from neglect of oral hygiene, continuous and abrasive contact from surgical steel (lip/tongue piercings) and chronic use of MDMA. Symptoms include a visibly yellow coloring of the teeth, excessive plaque build-up, and in extreme cases, a receding gum line, loss of tooth enamel, chipping, surface wear, and breakage due to grinding while "rolling."

Man #1: Dude! That girl at the club was totally hot and totally wet for you bro!

Man #2: Yeh she was chill until I was gonna kiss her while we were rollin but she smiled and her teeth were all this nasty, fucked up yellow shit.

Man #1: Ewwgh..For real?? Nasty, man...sounds like a bad case of raver teeth.

by handlebar84 February 13, 2013

Angie’s Teeth

Angie’s teeth will reverse an erection at first sight. Angie’s teeth look like that fucking chick from the Thornberry movie. Angie’s teeth will make you rethink your job of being a dentist. Angie’s teeth will make you want to put on sunglasses at night time. You’ll know when you see Angie’s teeth.

“Yoooo what the fuck is up with that person’s teeth”
“Oh that’s Angie’s Teeth!”

by Angie did it December 12, 2018

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 18, 2022

chaka teeth

When someone has yellow and brown teeth, like Chaka from the original Land of the Lost.

Dude, you should go to the dentist. You have Chaka teeth.

by Rangdangdiggitydangadang March 13, 2021

cat teeth

Someone with mostly sharp teeth, like a cat would normally have, or like how a omnivore would usually have

Guy : I cut my tongue with my teeth
Girl : yes, with your cute cat teeth

by EmoKitty2065 February 20, 2016

Temperature Teeth

When your teeth get hot or cold from a type of liquid( I.e. water)

“Can you get me a blanket for my teeth because there cold. I think I have temperature teeth.” - My Step Sis

by JUSSSCHNACC January 21, 2021