hudson fields

little bitch boy(jk) realist homie you will know and has a package

hudson fields is the plug

by jdjjcnff October 22, 2020

Right field

The most boring mother fucking place of the got damn earth

Right field if gay as shit

by Fr come at me February 1, 2020

Ewan fielding

A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners

Boy1: OMG it’s EWAN FIELDING *run*

Boy2: aaaaahhhhhhhhh

Boy3: hell meeeeeee!!!

Boy4: *eaten*

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019

pioneer in his field

Faux polite term for an old person.

“that girl’s client was a pioneer in his field”

by dauidh September 9, 2018

Field Dysmorphia

When a regular 2 starts to look like a 10 while on a long field exercise.

Damn she’s starting to look hot. No bro she’s a 2 you must have field dysmorphia.

by Kaha March 19, 2023

Field Goggles

A term used by enlisted in the military: When a Soldier/Marine (normally E4 and below) has been in the field for so long that every female they see appears attractive to them.

Pvt Piles: “Man have you seen Specialist Jones???… I never realized how hot she is until now.”
Pfc Brown: “No way bro you need to take off your field goggles.”

by Y-U-Doo-Dat?23 May 7, 2023

mow the field

Trimming the pubes on a very large human. Usually requires specialized equipment.

I have to go help aunt Bertha mow the field, she has a big date tonight.

by roughryder69 August 12, 2021