Irish fire drill

The Irish fire drill is an alternate performance of the Chinese fire drill, in which one member of the traveling party exits the vehicle (while stopped at a light or in traffic), urinates, and then returns to the vehicle.

Connor: Come on guys, I really have to pee.
Sully: We're already late, just perform an Irish fire drill.
Connor: *leaves car, urinates on road shoulder, returns to car*

by TheSpaceman August 15, 2010

irish commute

Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.

Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."

Example 2:
Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"
Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."

by Family McPot October 22, 2007

Irish rusty trombone

When someone licks you ass while jerking you off and tickling your balls with their eyelashes at the same time

Dude. He gave me a Irish rusty trombone and I came all over his pillow.

by J Daddy 2020 October 16, 2020

Irish cupholder

When you spread your nutsack out like a batwing, then another dude puts his nutsack on your spread out sack, and you roll your batwing up around his balls like a hug. Similar to docking, but with balls.

The ‘potatoes’ in the sack is what makes it Irish.

So there I was in Canada, 30 below, with my balls hanging out. They almost froze, my homie had to give me an Irish cupholder to thaw them back out!

by Duncle chuy March 11, 2022

Hot Irish Stephen

Also called an 'Irish coffee', this maneuver involves a a creamy load being shot atop a regular 'hot carl'

"I thought the shitting part was the worst, but I was wrong...it was a hot irish Stephen"

by EPs Farewell Gift September 21, 2011

irish

People who are prone to tell you how great they are. Fond of touting their robust economy while failing to mention it was built on the foundation of an E.U. welfare state. Think everything Celtic is romantic, special, unique blah blah blah. Sometimes consider the Scotch and Welsh as Celtic kinsman and sometimes exclude them for not not being true Celts (as if Ireland has the only claim). Say they have their own language but unlike Wales, no one can actually speak it and haven;t for years (That makes them posseurs). Their beer is overrated (Beamish is really good, but doesn't have Guiness' marketing) food sucks (this ain't no France) and sometimes call themselves the blacks of Europe (this is especially offensive, yes they were oppressed but is this the equivalent of enslavement? Only a douchebag Irishman would think so). Do have a good history of music (the folk shit gets old but they can boast of Van Morrison, U2, Thin Lizzie etc.) The one factor that redeems the Irish? They can shit in a bag, stamp made in Ireland on it, and sell it to stupid Americans for $50.

Irish-American wannabe: Kiss Me I'm Irish
Irishman: Where you from?
IAW: Boston, Red Sox Rule!
Irishman: (shitting in a bag) Would you like to buy an authentic Irish souvenir?

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

Irish Holiday

a day when you are too hungover to get out of bed

I was way too hungover to go to work today so I had to take an Irish Holiday.

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011