A wad of papers that one can write their daily activities down in. Used in the place of a smart phone. No charging or batteries required. Can be folded up or hold together by a paper clip.
guy1: how do you stay so on the ball without a smartphone?
guy2: *whips out wad of papers from inside of jacket and throws it down on table
guy1: are you serious..........
guy2: you gotta problem with my hipster pda bitch???
guy2: *whips out wad of papers from inside of jacket and throws it down on table
guy1: are you serious..........
guy2: you gotta problem with my hipster pda bitch???
by machine7elves November 28, 2011
Get the hipster pda mug.The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.
A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
by ChuckChaser69 August 27, 2012
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A subculture of boys and girls between the ages of 17 and 30, who live off of their parents' trust funds. They buy expensive clothing and listen to horrible music. Hipsters will usually clump together in groups, like barnacles. Anyone who isn't a hipster in their eyes cannot be fully integrated into their social circles.
Man, those hipsters got their parents to buy them an art studio downtown. They're looking for bands to perform every Thursday, but only if you're a hipster too; only if you're friends with them.
by Perv Tycoon March 21, 2014
Get the hipster mug.Contrary to popular belief, the hipster ranges in age from teenager all the way up to elderly and everywhere in between. Younger hipsters generally receive their hipster indoctrination from elder burned-out hipsters and hippies who masquerade as qualified teachers and professors.
They can be spotted wearing carefully ill-fitting clothes, about a size too small, in order to project an image of poverty-chic.
Hipsterism requires strict obedience to recycling rituals, and a prohibition of creating new ideas or items. Subsequently, the hipster will generally be seen wearing logos from mid to late 20th Century capitalist brands. They also like to wear fashion-glasses in order to project a false image of intelligence.
They possess a deep misunderstanding of the word ironic, preferring to use the definition from Alanis Morisette's song rather than the dictionary.
Hipsters generate unusual and offensive odors due to their affinity for organic human waste products and a natural aversion to personal hygiene. In the male of the species, you can spot clouds of fleas living in their beards off of uneaten bits of cafe fare. In the female of the species, fleas can be found in their unshaven armpit hair.
They can be spotted wearing carefully ill-fitting clothes, about a size too small, in order to project an image of poverty-chic.
Hipsterism requires strict obedience to recycling rituals, and a prohibition of creating new ideas or items. Subsequently, the hipster will generally be seen wearing logos from mid to late 20th Century capitalist brands. They also like to wear fashion-glasses in order to project a false image of intelligence.
They possess a deep misunderstanding of the word ironic, preferring to use the definition from Alanis Morisette's song rather than the dictionary.
Hipsters generate unusual and offensive odors due to their affinity for organic human waste products and a natural aversion to personal hygiene. In the male of the species, you can spot clouds of fleas living in their beards off of uneaten bits of cafe fare. In the female of the species, fleas can be found in their unshaven armpit hair.
by Schnorkenschneider April 24, 2014
Get the hipster mug.Usually a homosexual who follows the "hipster ways." Characterized by shopping at thrifty stores, Urban Outfitters, American Apparel AND wearing colorful or rainbow-embellished clothing.
Hahaha look that guy! He must be gay! With that hipster get-up and that rainbow beanie, he must be a rainbow hipster.
by Lamaboy April 3, 2011
Get the Rainbow hipster mug.Essentialy, distiguishes old hipster from current hipster. May also have been some piece of obscure creative work, art, music, fashion that was obscure back in the past and still obscure today where general hipster stuff of today or the past , may have been considered popular in the past and that popularity has diminished to the point of becoming today hipster.
Bob " Have you heard of the arcade fire?"
Joe "Isnt that hipster music?"
Bob "Why yes it is!!!"
Joe "Sorry, I only listen to Cibo Matto. You wouldn't know them, they are from the 80's"
Bob "But, I grew up in the 80's. It sounds original hipster"
Joe "Isnt that hipster music?"
Bob "Why yes it is!!!"
Joe "Sorry, I only listen to Cibo Matto. You wouldn't know them, they are from the 80's"
Bob "But, I grew up in the 80's. It sounds original hipster"
by slimeball sam May 8, 2012
Get the Original Hipster mug.Someone who dresses as a stereotypical hipster scarves, plaid, uptilt fedora, etc. as a personal preference as opposed to wearing it for the soul reason that it is quintessentially hipster.
"He's been wearing that fedora for weeks now! By George, he's unironically hipster!"
"When I moved to Portland, Oregon, everybody called me a hipster. Little did I know they were unironically hipsters."
"Johnny Deep is unironically hipster. Who else would wear 20 scarves at once?"
"When I moved to Portland, Oregon, everybody called me a hipster. Little did I know they were unironically hipsters."
"Johnny Deep is unironically hipster. Who else would wear 20 scarves at once?"
by Bjorn Svedkins July 6, 2016
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