Hide The Plantain

When you cover your MASSIVE pp in penut butter, and put inside random objects, and your dog tries to find it and lick off the penut butter

Last night I played Hide the Plantain with my dog

by Super SUS amogus January 19, 2023

Hidea

When you think you have a brilliant idea or plan after taking to many rips from the bong.

Dude I have a hidea. Let's order pizza and watch South Park On T.V. That bong rip gave me the munchies.

by Spunks's Mom has got it going January 23, 2023

hideous

ugly, unattractive, bad-looking

this shirt has a hideous design.

by thegirlwhoisselfconscious February 13, 2023

hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

hidet

A woman that is so beautiful and intelligent, she is marred to some great guy named Dawit. She also once owned a farm. And she hates elgel, and gulash.

Hidet is like a girl named hidet she has the best hidet qualities. 💗💕👩🏾 ❤️ 💋 👨🏾

by Coupleslove2 March 14, 2023

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly

He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023