Top Heavy 

Something that may fall because of an uneven distribution of weight. In this situation, most of the weight would be distributed at the top of the object, causing it to lose balance and fall.

Dane Cook as a child talking to Kool-Aid man after he breaks into his home: "And they would drink out of him, after debris fell into his open idiot head. Asbestos, lead paint fell into his head. He would pour his fruity blood into glasses, and they would drink his dirty fruity blood out of his open head. No, if that was me, I would be like 'No. No. I don't want a drink from you, I want you to fix this goddamn wall before my dad gets home from work. He's not going to believe a dancing bowl of fruit punch came in here. He's gonna beat me with a toaster, I swear to god bro. This is bulls-No no! Don't touch me! Please. I'll kick you in the legs and you break TOP HEAVY and you will smash.'"

Top Heavy by Bobby From Outterspace July 14, 2006

thats heavy 

When something carries a strong, deep meaning, that makes someone feel emotional.

-He stabbed them 20 times and left them in cold blood, thats heavy man!

thats heavy by Jali214 February 15, 2020

bud heavy

expression for a regular budwieser for the hardcore kid

" man those bud heavys werent tasting to shab"

bud heavy by hoytriffic July 8, 2006

busch heavy 

Busch beer that is not light, hency it is heavy.

I can't waste my time or liver drinking that light beer crap, give me my Busch Heavy and let me get drunk.

Steve cannot handle such heavyness and therefore drinks "light" beer, or water

busch heavy by boodism December 7, 2011

Mouth Heavy 

When a woman or man's mouth is full of dick.

I didn't fuck her but she did get mouth heavy.

Mouth Heavy by banyanboy123 August 24, 2011

pulling heavy 

When you think you're tough or have a lot of backup or connections. Similar to a keyboard warrior. Talking the talk but can't walk the walk. Thinking you are tougher than you actually are when in fact you hide behind a phone call, text message or keyboard. Also similar to a bully. Trying to seem threatening when truly you ain't shit. More often than not the one trying to pull heavy is the one in the wrong but too embarrassed to admit it and pulling heavy is their defense to try and ward off their stupidity and nonsense that they themselves created.

When confronted through a Facebook message about her wrong doing she started stating how she's everywhere and knows everyone in this city . I then replied don't try pulling heavy on me bitch you're the one that started this.

pulling heavy by RaveStorm April 25, 2021

Walking Into Heavy Traffic

Strolling into a bar over-populated by unattractive, overweight women.

"Dude, I went to Wildhorse looking to score and found myself walking into heavy traffic."

Walking Into Heavy Traffic by Snazzy2056 June 6, 2013