Elvis-heaven

A state you might find yourself in if you are struck by Elvis Presley's beauty and sexiness and magnificence

I was watching the '68 Comeback, and his glistening chest and groans brought me to Elvis-heaven

by BigDaddyElvisLover March 5, 2024

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

Bubble Heaven

When you're in a bubble bath with calm music playing and super relaxed. You don't ever want to get out, and you will eventually fall asleep.

Oh man I was in bubble heaven yesterday!

by RobSummers6969 April 26, 2015

Who says heaven is white?

A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.

"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"

I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"

by GentleLad March 5, 2019

Tears in Heaven

The act of busting a nut on the ceiling while a whore lays in the bed with mouth open, catching the drops of jizz.

Any boy can nut on a girls face. I prefer to shoot my load on the ceiling while the whore lays on the bed with her mouth open catching the drops off the ceiling. I call it "Tears in Heaven" like the Clapton song.

by Dr. Thunder Pickle M.D. November 15, 2021

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

Heaven

Oh thinkin' about all our younger years
There was only you and me
We were young and wild and free
Now nothing can take you away from me
We've been down that road before
But that's over now
You keep me comin' back for more
Baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
Isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven
Oh once in your life you find someone
Who will turn your world around
Bring you up when you're feelin' down
Yeah nothin' can change what you mean to me
Oh there's lots that I could say
But just hold me now
'Cause our love will light the way
And baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms

I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven
Yeah love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven
I've been waitin' for so long
For somethin' to arrive
For love to come along
Now our dreams are comin' true
Through the good times and the bad
Yeah I'll be standin' there by you, oh!
And baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
Isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven, heaven
Whoa, oh, oh!
You're all that I want
You're all that I need

by Gothic Miscreant December 17, 2023