Math healer

Someone who heals you in math and gets rid of math phobias.

My math healer is a God send.

My math healer saved me and my grades.

I need a math healer to pass this class.

by LingDanc803 March 4, 2023

Faith healer

Someone who heals your faith or religion.

I am born again due to the faith healer helping me.

I need a faith healer to find hope.

by LingDanc803 March 4, 2023

Bald Headed Daddy

A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince

My bald headed daddy bought it for me.

by Kharmin April 21, 2023

Red headed stepchild

1. A derogatary term for a child who is from an affair or is an unwanted step child

2. In legal terms a child who was adopted by their step parents

1. Bill was a red headed stepchild, everyone knows it and his dad thinks his wife cheated on him. His older siblings look like their dad or mom.

2. The red headed stepchild step dad and step mom married and adopted him

by 459395 May 30, 2023

Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

by CoonCob May 30, 2023

Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023

Buckle headed

Somebody who looks like they need a helmet and loves to manipulate (a.k.a military, or JROTC in high school)… or someone whose head looks like they have the IQ of a belt buckle.

“What did your buckled headed husband say you can’t do?” “He’s cute but his tinder profile has him posing with a fish all buckle headed”

by Anywomanever August 22, 2023