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flying fuck hammer

An insult used by an obviously higher individual. Can also used when excited or surprised.
Sergio, you are officially a flying fuck hammer
by crazymotherfucker7777 December 18, 2011
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Bathroom Ban Hammer

The act of taking a poop in a bathroom urinal and getting rejected for future use of a bathroom. Also can be treated as an item depending on the shape of the dookie.
There was only one stall in the bathroom, but the urinal was open so I had to drop a mud monkey in that instead. Unfortunately I got the bathroom ban hammer.
by Ithinktoomuch2think May 7, 2019
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put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
by michael foolsley January 29, 2021
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Pat the Hammer

Very wise
Pat the Hammer knows all.
by 101sarcasm February 4, 2021
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Paul-Peen Hammer

The act of inserting the claw end of a hammer into your lovers anus, and then furiously yanking upward, thus mimicking the fresh churning of butter in the mid 19th century.
Paul was getting the Paul-Peen Hammer from David when things got out of hand, and a window was broken when the hammer slipped out of David's hands.
by BB's Mom January 6, 2023
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Missouri Mountain Hammer

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.
“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023
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Hammer Toe

A sexual position in which the female bends over and grabs her toes while the male straddles her from in front of her legs. The male must wrap his arms around the women's entire body. His hands should be able to meet around her back.
Yo nigga, did you hear about Theirry and Clarissa?!! Theirry gave her the hammer toe so hard she broke her pelvic bone. Now her waist looks like tapioca!!!
by Barry Newark July 23, 2009
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