Hawking

The act in which an individual orgasms so hard they become completely paralyzed.

I wanked so hard I totally pulled a hawking!

I came so hard I pulled a hawking

Example: Stephen Hawking

by Barney and Clyde November 28, 2017

Hawking

extremly retarded, or mentally crazy, and or completly physicly disabled, or liar

dude lett's laugh at that hawking

by jroiin December 13, 2003

having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.

"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)

by Jo-han August 11, 2006

harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.

"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008

'hawking

To mohawk, the act of spiking hair into a mohawk.

Your mohawk is not 'hawking in the back.

by alk3ovation January 22, 2010

Hacking the cabbage

A really perverted way of saying i am/was masterbating to your friends.

"Hey Buddy Whats up?"

"Oh, not much, just hacking the cabbage!"

.......

by Roryson May 7, 2010

Having A Nash

Doing something so stupid it ruins your life, but makes you greatest man on earth.

Crashing your mams car twice then swimming through a river to escape the police, your friend then says to you, "my god you hero, your having a nash"

by ThomyTodd99 March 14, 2011