Happy Jizz

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved

Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers

by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015

Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016

Happy Power

A multiple-content YouTuber with over 50,000 subscribers who goes by the name of Josh and has a long distance relationship with his girlfriend who lives 1200 miles away from him. You might know him from his popular glitching videos of Grand Theft Auto 5.

"Have you seen Happy Power's new video?"

by skyselly85 October 2, 2016

instagram happy

When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention

Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy

by OmeGa_Doughboy November 8, 2015

happy eyes

the best kind of eyes out there

She has happy eyes

by twerpderp April 13, 2016

happy cringe

When something is really cringy yet it still manages to make you smile, maybe because it was nice or sweet.

Person 1: I'm going to be the entire planet soon.
Person 2: You're already my world ;)
Person 3: You just made me happy cringe.

by DatBoi2222 August 16, 2017

Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.

The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019