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Grass Ceiling

When you keep smoking and only get a little bit higher or not any higher, often experienced by stoners who's tolerance is high af
Stoner 1: "bruh I keep smoking this gas but I don't seem to be any higher"
Stoner 2: "damn bro, it seems like you've hit the grass ceiling"
by T-ruth October 4, 2021
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Grass Evader

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches
Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby
by ShindayaLupin April 25, 2023
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Grass Gum

A thing that exists. You can buy it off Amazon at a 49% discount called "Easter Grass Bubblegum."
Matthew: I gave birth to "Grass Gum."
by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2025
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Grass

A plant found in the outside world, impossible to be touched by discord mods.
Grass was first created years ago, where the planet named earth grew green stuff now named grass.

Its also used in insults for people with no life or discord mods.
But can also be referred to a dead and cringey term.
'Mod: "No memes in general >:((((("
Someone: "Go touch grass you obese 500 pounded 40 year old man go fucking kiss your discord kitten, L bozo + ratio"
by Grass toucher 9000 April 26, 2022
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Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
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Grass Wistle

An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.
Some jerk gave me the Grass Wistle after I yelled at him for cutting in line at Burger King.
by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009
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Grass Back

Person A: hey did you hear that Tia became a youth pastor and told all her old lib friends they were on the devil's path?
Person B: Sounds like a Grass Back to me
Person A: Yeah, textbook case.
by gloplord October 25, 2025
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