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goose bomb

A goose bomb is the needle like projectile that commonly falls from a gooses ass, in a full flock during full V-formation. They are light as rain, or can weigh up to 10 lbs.
I had to dodge goose bombs while my friends were being torn apart by them, as the mother goose flew overhead. The schoolhouse where I saught shelter crumbled underneath the savage poo.
goose bomb by Jackoff Smirnoff January 14, 2010
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Goose Honk 

(1) The act of placing your thumb and forefinger on someone's buttocks and squeezing.
(2) Pinching someone's ass
1: "Will you please quit Goose Honking me?!"
Goose Honk by stickyfingaz69 September 17, 2010

Goosebag 

A self-centred individual, either male or female, not on an expedition to the extreme climates of the north and/ or south poles, who demonstrates their low level of intellect by purchasing and donning a $500+ jacket to follow a ridiculous (short-lived) trend, without taking into consideration how moronic they appear.
Its not that cold in Toronto, why is that guy wearing a heavy down-filled, coyote fur trimmed jacket? What a goosebag!
Goosebag by BiggPapii February 19, 2011
If you goose the timeout, it might delay it long enough to get the response.
goose by NotoriousWebmaster September 17, 2019

Douche Goose 

when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.
Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!
Douche Goose by Juju and olive April 14, 2012
an alchoholic drink made of juice and goon (usually white goon and orange juice)there are also other types of said drink such as gift (lift and goon)or any soft drink with goon (that dont make you throw up)
last week end blake was so trashed, him and the footy boys went out and got goosed!
goose by tayza June 13, 2008

Slizz on the Goose 

To get weird, normally involving lots of alcohol and sloppy hook-ups. Normally invoking dance moves and fist pumps.
"Hey man, you look like you're ready to party!"

"Yup, time to go 'Slizz on the Goose!'"
Slizz on the Goose by levinlaw January 24, 2011