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Fairy Fucker

Noun:
1. A really, really homosexual male.
2. An otherwise straight man who gives it to a homosexual man in the butt- not because he's gay, but because he's just desperate to pump his semen into Fairy Fucker in this case would signify the "giver", not the "taker". The receiving person would be known as the "Fairy Fuckee".
3. A far more colorful way to call someone an idiot. (Simply replace the word "gay" with "fairy fucker" in your pleasant day-to-day conversations at the water cooler)

Adjective:
Fairy-Fucking (ex: a gay dance teacher = a fairy-fucking dance teacher)

Verb:
Fairy Fuck, (past tense: fairy fucked)

This phrase came about because a "fairy" is a well-known vernacular for a gay dude, and, when this fairy decides to fuck, it is, well, really gay.

See also: rainbow rammer
1.
Stan: My stupid fairy-fucking teacher, Mr. Brown, gave me an F on my homework assignment!

Martin: Well, that's what you get when you write an essay that's titled "A history of Fairy Fuckers: The Mr. Brown story"

Stan: Yea, he probably didn't like the part where I went into detail about catching him on tape spanking it behind his desk after school.

Martin: Eww! You really caught him??

Stan: No, but if he has ever spanked it after hours, he now thinks I've got some awesome blackmail material to get him with.
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2.
Billy: Wanna come with me to the Gay Pride Parade?

Andy: Hell yea! I'm never one to miss a fairy-fucking fuck fest!
by Barlow! January 3, 2009
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pi fuckers

Annoying bastards flaming over the amount of digits pi has. Please see pi to understand.
"This is the first 50k digits of pi...to top that other guy's number. Beat this:3.14159265358979323846264338327"..

Wow it is amazing what copy and pasting the first 50k digits can do...amazing.. fucktard o_0
by The Dalai Llama March 15, 2004
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finch fucker

to describe someone or something in an unlawful way; being an asshole or just a fucker
by grand fuckin facilitator March 1, 2004
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happy fucker

N. 1. A male with extreme luck with females. Emphasis on undeserved.
2. One who does not work for their belongings and enjoys it
That kid riding with those 5 girls in his brand new BMW his parents bought him is such a happy fucker. I want to gouge his eyes out with my cock.
by obie trice June 11, 2003
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los fuckers

"los fuckers" observed in various places... like on a t-shirt in the movie Planet Terror
by hwcdesign August 20, 2012
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Snucker fucker

Don't be a snucker fucker, Mark
by Gingerlove26 April 24, 2017
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Knives Fucker

Someone whose favorite character is Knives, from the anime Trigun
Guy 1: Did you see that one fight scene with Knives? He was so cool!
Guy 2: Oh no please don't tell me...
Guy 1: I'M A KNIVES FUCKER AND I'M PROUD!
by Vash.t.s September 28, 2015
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