Story bro

The one bro in a group of bros who decides to stay sober and collect stories from the night, he/she is a good story teller with a good memory and isn't afraid to slightly stretch the truth to make stories more enjoyable. This bro is then entitled to tell said stories to other bros who were not around at the time.

Bro 1: Hey man so what did you guys do at that party last night?
Bro 2: I couldn't tell you man I don't remember a thing!

Bro 1: Oh damn must have been pretty wild then...
Bro 2: For real bro, ask Jason! He's our story bro.

by Inkpw2 December 26, 2011

bro-rider

Opposite of a lowrider; a truck or SUV with a lift, usu. with mud kicker tires and SKIN, Fox, Metal Mulisha stickers etc. See: lifted truck

dick: Nice ricer fag, shits cash. Can you throw a fireball?
fag: Nice bro-rider dick- Hadoken!

by VirginKing November 30, 2009

bro tan

The tan a bro gets after wearing a tank top/bro tank in the sun for an extended period of time. The best 'bro tan' will make a bro look like he is wearing a light tank top with nipples when he is, in fact, shirtless.

"The chicks digged my bro tank so I wore it all Coachella, now I have an epic bro tan!"

by bromo June 20, 2014

Bro-flick

1. A movie, geared towards a male audience, that shares many qualities with chick-flicks.

Dead Man Down is totally a bro-flick.

by BeeBooHooBoo August 18, 2013

bo bro

A younger brother who is a better bro and/or friend than the world could offer.

"Yo when in doubt I call my bo bro for advice."
"Ive been sad lately but my bo bro bought me a mini fridge and now Im as cheerful as can be."

by Alien and Pablo July 9, 2020

ultimate bro

One who lives a true swagg-filled life all day every day. They are on a greater level then a "typical" bro and have a supreme roll in society. They are especially hard to come by, you will know one when you see one.

Note: the ultimate bro does not try to be a bro because it comes naturally to him.

Bro: whats up bro
Ultimate Bro: dude im chill, whats good with you
Bro: not much
Ultimate Bro: homie im gonna swagg it up in this nine peace

by mwbluedevil February 17, 2012

blz bro

1. asking desperately for something but trying not to sound too desperate.

2. used sarcastically to mimic whiny complainers asking for something they do not deserve.

1. "Just five more minutes to write my test, blz bro."

2. "C'mon it's just a prank, I should be forgiven."

"bLz BrO, iT's JuSt a PrAnK bRo."

by atunnelwith3cars August 1, 2021