Turtle Food

Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.

roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"

People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)

by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011

borrowing food

When someone has breakfast, lunch or dinner by taking bites out of other people's food.

Are you gonna get lunch today?

No I'll just eat some of yours

Man you gotta stop borrowing food

by Z. E. W. March 5, 2008

Food Slave

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you food, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.

Food Slave I’m waiting

by PeralRose June 18, 2018

neet food

Food that a NEET (unemployed, and not seeking employment, or education) would eat.

Neet: hey! Pass the chicken tendies! You: oh! You mean the NEET food?

by rebelforce December 1, 2016

Decoy Food

Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.

Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.

by Lt. Magnus January 6, 2012

food loner

The person sitting in the corner eating their food all by their self. The loner of the loners.

-you see Charlotte, sitting there in the corner?
-yeah, the one eating the sandwich by herself.
- that's the food loner.

by pootang r us May 1, 2011

food ponce

An individual who unnecessarily chooses the peculiar over tradition; with the peculiar not actually being any tastier.

Food ponce's select strange sandwiches and meals solely in the pursuit of attention from other food ponce's.

Alec: "I insist on having rocket in my sandwich. Iceberg lettuce is so plebeian!"

Adam: "Steve, are you eating your refs with chopsticks?

Steve: "Of course. It's Chinese food."

Adam: "You fucking food ponce."

by Brundig December 5, 2013