flanky

Someone who has breath similar to that of straight up ass

get outma face, flanky. breff be kickin

by Anhedoniac June 13, 2003

Flanks

Flanks that annoying lower back fat that defines your age and love for sit down breakfast 🥞

Sammy B - I see those flanks growing from here!

McNolty - Sammy you are really good for a man’s ego

by JudgementGirl January 8, 2019

flake watch

watching for the 1st snowflake of a major storm, while sitting in a bar enjoying a few drinks.

I'm on flake watch. As soon as it starts to snow, I'll have a few more drinks so all the traffic can get out of town.

by Jim Weatherfield February 24, 2010

Flakansed

phonetically: Fla : pronounced like it is in Flakansed, Kan: where its like the Kan in Flakansed, and Sed: as used in Flakansed.
Can sometimes be spelled phlakansed, or flakaaaansed.
Singlish derogatory slang used to be exceedingly wasted, debauched and totally intoxicated, or even completely off your face drunk, for extended amounts of time. Strongly associated with Large inter-school sporting events such as the Big match between Royal college (wull) and St Thomas' college.

Person A: maya.......how the big match???
Person B: Flakaaaaaaaansed mayan!!!!
Person A: Flakansed???
Person B: Flakaaaansed!!
Person A: Machaaaaang!!!

by herratio T S March 31, 2010

flackrack

A woman who sags in all the wrong places

"I used to be a flackrack...now I'm just old"

by sloppy sloppy saggy jo April 27, 2010

Flaker Chaser

One who actively pursues a flakey women or man.

Flakey women or men, are individuals that wish they could have their former relationship back and intact with their former lover. Unfortunetly, this is just wishful thinking because they're shallow douche bags and therefore impede their ability to move forward with their lives.

Sally, I feel like a Flaker Chaser when you reject my unwanted sexual advances or longing to have a meaningful, albeit sexual relationship with you

by Mukatsuku September 5, 2010

Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.

Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!

by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017