Farmer

Stinky, council house bender who won’t leave a group chat coz it’s the most amount of friends he’ll ever havd

Farmer has 0 friends

by Smithy1208 November 24, 2017

clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011

velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.

My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.

by JD&Asso March 24, 2016

farmer snort

Same as a Bum Blow:

To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.

The homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a bum blow onto my widshield after I refused to make a donation.

by Marty Keane May 15, 2005

Farmer

In the US a farmer is generally a white person who tills the land that was stolen from indigenous people at gun point and through various coercive treaties which were never honored by the US Government. Farmers claim to not be racist but will embarrass themselves whenever asked why all local farmers are white.

Farmer “I love this land. My family has farmed here for generations!”

Non-farmer “Bro, you’re farming on Native land.”

by Izumrud September 17, 2021

Farmer

Code word for a slut or slutty person.

Wow look at her, she's such a farmer .

by Booty-Butt Cheeks July 8, 2016

Farmer's Mentality

The mindset of believing that you are at the bottom, or the lowest of the low.

"People like him have a farmer's mentality. They have zero confidence into themselves."

by Joyjinho January 29, 2024