chocolate fringe

Someone's backside pubes that's covered in human decafitation and is quite long to resemble a fringe.

"Ewww, that guy's got a chocolate fringe hanging out of his arse!"

by mcwhy? November 13, 2006

snow farming

when there is a lot of snow on the ground, you take a dump on the road. Then, when the snow plow is coming by, it smears it all along the road.

"dude, i was just snow farming the road."
"well now i know why my tires smell like shit"

by zambookster March 11, 2010

ghost facing

Ghost face or ghost-facing occurs when one has smoked entirely too much weed and their face gets really, really pale....We've all been "that guy"...

You can tell when a person is about to ghost face when they:
1. Skip their hit or refuse another bowl
2. Yes they're sure they don't want another hit
3. Nah I'm good bro
4. The person leans WAY back, almost becoming one with the couch
5. Their face finally turns "ghost white"

The proper way to handle such an individual is for the rest of the smokers to yell 'GHOOOOOST FAAAAAACE!!!' and start laughing

At the last smoke-out challenge I ended up ghost facing on the couch.

by Don Juan Yogustus June 11, 2011

farting at a fan

1) Harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2) Similar to saying "you are only hurting yourself." 3) Similar to phrase "shooting yourself in the foot."

Fred: "I got really annoyed at work today, so I told my boss to shut up."

Andy: "That's just farting at a fan, man."

by freemason5600 November 4, 2011

farting around

v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.

Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated

by Jake October 27, 2003

Fringe Benefits

Fringe Benefits is define as, finding a woman that does it all and has it all.

Fringe Benefits is like having a women that is built like a brick house and makes you walk bowlegged out of bed the next morning, but she cooks, she cleans and does your laundry too. And if she is rich, thats a Grand Slam!

by Walter O'Camb February 20, 2007

front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018