Egg Drop Pop

The act of a male or female cooking an egg to be hard boiled, peeling off the shell so it's nice and slippery and then placing or thrusting the egg into their rectum. They clench their buttcheeks so it shoots out into the mouth of their partner... POP! After the shit covered egg has landed into his/her mouth, he/she places their lips back against the butthole whence the egg came, spitting as hard as they can, the egg returns back into the originating butthole... POP!

Nancy and I tried the Egg Drop Pop last night. It was the best experience of my life! I hope all of my girlfriends want to do the Egg Drop Pop with me!

by BIMPLEDERPSKERP October 24, 2017

Egg Salad

This occurs when two men have sex in the missionary position and subsequently one man's balls rest on the other's shaft, splitting the sac, one nut on each side.

Frenchman: "Dude let's you and me both go into the bathroom right now and make an Egg Salad"

2nd Frenchman: "Oui. hooooooooooooooooooo!"

by Erick Caceres September 18, 2008

egg ho

A woman who sells breakfast items, such as eggs, especially on a mobile snack truck or roach coach.

Rusty is really hungry this morning so he is going to wait for the egg ho.

by Bitch2 December 10, 2008

Egg Fairy

A person or group of people that leave single eggs on people's doorsteps in the middle of the night. Usually a majority of teenagers in an area will receive eggs around the same time. The eggs have random, humorous messages on them. Rumor has it that the Egg Fairy/Fairies wear bunny ears and hop around the recipients' yards, but their identities remain a mystery to most.

Rob: Ew, I just stepped on something slimy and crunchy on your doorstep!
Jon: Looks I had a visit from the Egg Fairy last night.

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Sue: Hey, the Egg Fairy left you something outside!
Jane: (reading the egg) "Can't read my poker face, Love the Egg Fairy"
Sue: Well how about that...

by Nancy Nine-Eggs April 15, 2009

egg blaster

when a girl gets pregnant from a guy and does not want to be so she sticks a water hose up her vagina and turns it on full blast.

boy: Uh Oh! the condom broke.... girl: dont worry, i have a water hose!!! time for some egg blaster action

by lil john pu$$y eater November 26, 2010

egg roll

An asian penis;

Normally small penis (most asians have small penis')

JomesZ has a wrinkly eggroll;
For a japanese man i've never seen such a huge egg roll!

by smoogrish December 18, 2006

egg and chips

To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank

Fancy egg and chips tonight Dave?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003