Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

Down-to-Earth

Somebody who is genuinely good-hearted and high-spirited. Compassionate and understanding towards others, even strangers.

"We love Jacob! He is so down-to-earth!"

by MaddddMoneyyyyy August 27, 2021

Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.

Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.

by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021

Earth

Basically the place of which most people reside

Brian: "Yo where do you live?"
Sam: "Earth:

by Funny man not sam June 4, 2021

Earth

A piece a shit rock infested with parasites called humans that hate on each other and need to be taught a lesson.

Why would you live on earth with all those 2 legged things?

by Topboy10000000000 June 26, 2021

The best person on the face of the earth

I LOVE ZOE AND ZOE IS the best person on the face of the earth

"Zoe is the best person on the face of the earth"
OMG YES!

by bribri April 26, 2022

Journey to the center of the earth

When a man digs in his pants in attempts to masturbate

I caught Jeremy making a Journey to the center of the earth

by Mr.Twizzy May 2, 2022