Dinktouch

A dinktouch is someone who likes to walk around, and fondle the crotch of another being. Dinktoucher's must be male, but they can touch the crotch of a shemale, as well as a male.

You're a fucking dinktouch. Gtfo.

by Jbirrd January 13, 2009

drunktion

Drunk action, usually in the form of one night stands/booty calls after a big night out.

man i was wasted last night, i stopped by jen's place on the way home for a bit of drunktion.

by the original anarchist March 17, 2009

Dunk

Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Dunkin Donuts coffee; almost as if one is intoxicated, but not.

"Carolyn came to school Dunk as wack today!"

by Carolyn Anne December 18, 2008

drunktender

Adj.: a designated driver that must also tend to the needs of the drunks they are driving around. Drunktenders are usually requested to do more than drive, i.e. help the drunk find their keys, pants, glasses, cell phone, dignity etc. A drunktender may also intervene a stop a fight or prevent a bad hook-up.

"no thanks bartender, I'm not drinking tonight, I'm the drunktender for these jerks"

by printhog August 29, 2009

drunktardedness

A state in which a person was drunk and acting like a retarded idiot.

"Wait, did you see all of them with their drunktardedness last Saturday?"

"He said that in total drunktardedness."

by xvietdelitex February 5, 2010

Drunkticity

A strong combination of drinking excessively the night prior and firing up the next morning

aaron "danielle i can't believe that we just drank 3 margaritas and an irish car bomb within 3 hours after being super wasted 6 hours prior"

danielle "i know...drunkticity"

by DaniAaronChicago January 16, 2010

ducktarded

stupid and disgusting in a way that causes an inconvenience to others.

My dog is so ducktarded, he ate the diapers out of the garbage AGAIN!

by kimmah May 12, 2010