drunk metroplex

being super drunk

im so drunk metroplex im buying everybody shots

by lalmazan January 2, 2009

drunk houdini

When a guy at a party hits on drunk girls and pretends he's drunk too so they'll do sexual things for him without thinking he's using them, when in all actuality he's very much sober and will have no problem remembering everything that happened that night, unlike the drunk girl. If you see signs of this happening, it's automatically a party foul and makes you an instant creepers, by which someone should throw you out.

Becky: "omahgod johnny how you are you!!!!! i loooveee youuu!!!"

Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"

Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"

Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"

Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"

Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....

Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"

Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)

by OshKosh07 September 2, 2009

drunk jenga

a game where all piece have a different way to drink or a different group of people drink, if you knock over the tower you finish you drink. the goal of the game is to get DRUNK!

man we need to play drunk jenga and get fucked up!

by frazier03 October 9, 2006

Drunk Mike

one who pwns
one who drinks a lot of beer
one who pwns while drinking beer

see also: smoke

Drunk Mike pwns Ian and Johan a lot when they play Halo.

by Mike Bowden March 30, 2004

drunk bus

The bus that runs everynight of the week till about 4am at Rutgers University taking the students that are a little crunk where ever they want. Its like a taxi for free, you call them and tell where you are and where you want to go.

We rode the drunk bus sober last night wearing a monkey costume messing with all the drunks.

by BonnieB April 15, 2006

Drunk'd

To be so drunk that you get yourself in a "Punk'd" situation without the help of HM Ashton Kutcher.

Phil came back from the banquet off his face and soaking wet from the fountain - he just got Drunk'd!

by Benjo. May 18, 2006

drunk as an ape

to be completley drunk that you walk on all fours

an last night after 28 beers i was drunk as an ape

by justinaimers June 24, 2008