1. Poo in your pants.
2. The kind of moron who lacks the intellectual faculty to properly wipe himself.
2. The kind of moron who lacks the intellectual faculty to properly wipe himself.
1. Oops, I ate too many onion rings and now I gots me a case of dookey drawers.
2. Q. Hey mon, who dookie drawers over there? Shit bro, he ain't got the fuckin sense to wipe his self when he finish up on the crapper.
A. Must be the president.
2. Q. Hey mon, who dookie drawers over there? Shit bro, he ain't got the fuckin sense to wipe his self when he finish up on the crapper.
A. Must be the president.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
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Say someone just did something stupid,u go up to them, make a hand gesture, preferably the action of putting your right palm in between ur forearm, and bicep, moving ur arm back and forth with ur hand pointing forward, ur whole arm at 45 degree angle, and simply saying,"You have just been dookied on."
Another use would be if something serious were going on, and to eliminate all seriousness from the situation, you scream DOOKIE!!!, in a very high-pitched voice.
Another use would be if something serious were going on, and to eliminate all seriousness from the situation, you scream DOOKIE!!!, in a very high-pitched voice.
by Timothy Jonathan April 25, 2006
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Combination of poop, urine, and water that stinks. Can be troublesome if a plugged toilet overflows and spills everywhere, leaving you with shitty, foul-smelling puddles in your home.
by Barnaby J0nes November 16, 2013
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Get the big dookie mug.The nice way of calling someone a doof. Someone who does not know how to open blinds or write down recipes. Basically totally clueless about life.
I'm such a Dooka!!!
by Meow moew August 12, 2010
Get the Dooka mug.A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"
"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."
"The rebbe would not approve!"
"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."
"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008
Get the Doody Golem mug.A carbo-dook is a contraction of 'carbonated dookie'. This can be seen when one takes a massive dump and for some reason said dookie has small bubbles coming off of it in the water.
Scientists have pondered as to why this happens for centuries. Some scientists suggest it is because of an excess of carbonated beverages in one's diet, whereas other scientists say those scientists are totally gay.
Scientists have pondered as to why this happens for centuries. Some scientists suggest it is because of an excess of carbonated beverages in one's diet, whereas other scientists say those scientists are totally gay.
Bob:Yeah so Bill's mom was being a total shig to me the other day?
Tom:junx! What did you do, dude?
Bob:Well I left her a carbo-dook in her washing machine and then I broke!
Tom:SHEIIIIIIIIT
Tom:junx! What did you do, dude?
Bob:Well I left her a carbo-dook in her washing machine and then I broke!
Tom:SHEIIIIIIIIT
by Skeeter McDougal September 22, 2005
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