Verb. Noun.
Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal ‘doggy style’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.
Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal ‘doggy style’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.
“I was banging this one night and I donkey punched the bitch so hard she passed out!”
“What happened after that?”
“I fell asleep. What else?”
“Hear hear! Bravo!”
“What happened after that?”
“I fell asleep. What else?”
“Hear hear! Bravo!”
by Shane and Ryan September 25, 2005
Get the Donkey Punchmug. During anal affairs, the male may try the donkey punch right before ejaculation, but often, the females counter attack may be to kick backwards, resulting in the male being knocked out.
I tried to donkey punch my girlfriend for the first time, but after failing to knock her out, she reacted by donkey kicking me.
by TheBoss1185 October 5, 2010
Get the Donkey Kickmug. 1. When a homo sapien sapien produces a queef greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion. 2. when a donkey queefs. 3. when a lady who looks like a donkey queefs. 4. when a man who looks like a donkey queefs. 5. when a baby who looks like donkey queefs. 6. or used in terms of gassin breh! mmmboi!
Jizz: Hark!
petey pablo: what?
jizz: do you hear that?
petey: what?
jizz: i just produced a queef that was greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion.
petey: like a donkey queef, eww.
jizz: ballin.
petey pablo: what?
jizz: do you hear that?
petey: what?
jizz: i just produced a queef that was greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion.
petey: like a donkey queef, eww.
jizz: ballin.
by donkey hoetay August 25, 2010
Get the Donkey queefmug. A Donkey Shot or "Don Quichotte" is when someone's doing a chick from behind and as he's about to bust, punches the chick in the side so she clenches up.
I was having a hard time finishing so I gave her a DONKEY SHOT and that tightend her up enough for me.
by steve-o June 20, 2006
Get the DONKEY SHOTmug. Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.
by Sally March 18, 2004
Get the swamp donkeymug. by Anonymous September 12, 2003
Get the Donkey dongmug. by Proud Canadian January 14, 2005
Get the donkey rapistmug.