Someone who constantly ditches on their friends in favor of putting up instagram photos of band members and using old school keyboards which sound like type writers.
**loud typing**
Pyro: 'Dude your keyboard is insanely loud'
Char: 'NO ITS NOT'
Cam: 'You gonna come grief with us?'
Char: 'WELL IM OFF GUYS'
Pyro: 'You're such a ditcherhipster!'
Char: 'NO IM NOT'
Pyro: 'Dude your keyboard is insanely loud'
Char: 'NO ITS NOT'
Cam: 'You gonna come grief with us?'
Char: 'WELL IM OFF GUYS'
Pyro: 'You're such a ditcherhipster!'
Char: 'NO IM NOT'
by GriefingSwagPyro November 10, 2013
Get the ditcherhipster mug.A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.
by Detwaa9 March 16, 2014
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Disgusting Dirty whore ; The lowest form of white trash ; A slut who denies sleeping around ; Also see Proulx
by Crashbaby8714 December 24, 2014
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Get the ditcher dog mug.A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016
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Get the Ditch and dong mug."Man this presentation is really hard! " "I know should we complain about it to Mrs. Dietschweiler? "
Or if this ever happens to you : "You forgot your Murphy?" "Yes" " Bring a cake ! " then someone pulled a Dietschweiler on you. This is a dietschweiler viola .
Or if this ever happens to you : "You forgot your Murphy?" "Yes" " Bring a cake ! " then someone pulled a Dietschweiler on you. This is a dietschweiler viola .
by devuns December 11, 2016
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