cute girl discount
When an attractive girl is given lower prices and quicker service by various places of business due to her looks.
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Rainfall Discussion
a rainfall discussion is a rational discussion where all the bullshit rhetoric eventually erodes and washes away during the conversation
Rainfall Discussion by Juibrand January 8, 2015
Disappenis
The complete and hasty disappearance of nearly all of the normally external, and usually erect, penis which can result from one of many atrocious turnoffs which a female sexual partner is capable of during or immediately prior to intercourse. Turnoffs which a disappenis may result from could include the presumably female partner revealing her penis during foreplay, dispelling flatulence while male is performing oral sex, or asking her male partner "are you in yet?" several minutes after intercourse was actually initiated.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd things go with that babe after you left?
Guy 2: Not well, man. Not well. 5 minutes into it and BAM...a god damned disappenis.
Guy 1: Ouch. What happened?
Guy 2: She said I was gonna have to wear a condom.
Guy 2: Not well, man. Not well. 5 minutes into it and BAM...a god damned disappenis.
Guy 1: Ouch. What happened?
Guy 2: She said I was gonna have to wear a condom.
Disappenis by sprackus August 27, 2010
Disney Syndrome
Disney Syndrome takes its name from, you guessed it, Disney. It covers the range of beliefs children have been taught from Disney movies. These children grow up believing these movies to be right and are often disillusioned in adulthood even when shown evidence that life isn't a Disney cartoon.
For example, the idea that little girls will find the knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet (ie, that perfection in a partner exists), or the belief that wild animals are all cuddly and nice (ie, that bears won't maul you for petting their cub), or that someone will take care of things for them when they are at their lowest are all symptoms of Disney Syndrome
For example, the idea that little girls will find the knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet (ie, that perfection in a partner exists), or the belief that wild animals are all cuddly and nice (ie, that bears won't maul you for petting their cub), or that someone will take care of things for them when they are at their lowest are all symptoms of Disney Syndrome
My little girl is hoping a handsome, intelligent and rich man will marry her and live in their castle... I don't have the heart to tell her she suffers from Disney Syndrome.
Disney Syndrome by Clockmaker May 13, 2013
Discordian Baptism
When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.
"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"
Discordian Baptism by Foxnight February 22, 2015