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docking

1. place partner on their shoulders, preferably with some back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.

2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time.

3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form.

4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab.

(this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)
"It's the third date and we've discussed moving our relationship to the next level. Let's get better connected by Docking tonight. Mind grabbing that towel?"
by orbasm September 15, 2008
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ducking

The act in which one human being, who is mentally disturbed, uses the molar joints (which are capable of inducing 600 lbs of crushing force) against an unsuspecting individual to the buttocks...with intentions to permanently leave teeth marks, and possibly even cause scarring. The meeting point of impact, between such teeth and the meat of the cheek, results in a severe jump, followed by a scream to be heard from the harassed individual. Then witnessed is usually tears from the victim, as he/she (usually HE)collapses to the ground, holding the damaged cheek while in the fetal position.
I want to go ducking on your cute little right cheek... are you ready???

...5 mins later...

Ahhhhhh, my ass!!! I've been ducked!
by the ducker August 20, 2007
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Docking

The act of having sex for a man with a woman. The comparison is coming from the "dock" in portable MP3 players such as ipod and ipads.
Yes, i saw my girl last night, and we were docking all night long, i'm exhausted now
by romainyc July 19, 2012
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Ball Docking

The same as docking, only using you and your partners balls instead. common positiong is to shove your balls inbetween the other dudes balls in a cross like manner so that the balls look like a 4 way lug wrench.
Dude bro, i'm tired of docking with our penises, lets use our balls instead. "Ball docking"
by non-docker-man November 12, 2010
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pre-docking procedures

You can't just thrust your cock in the pink and fuck without a little loving and pre-docking procedures first!
by pentozali November 23, 2010
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Swizzle Dicking

Taking a females drink then dipping + swizzling it with a penis over 8". After stirring the drink remove penis and have the leavings sucked off. ..works best with a pena colada type drink, aka penis colada
I hear she's into swizzle dicking
by Clive Wreckless Abanadon June 22, 2015
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space station docking

Like Space Docking, but with three or more participants
My frat brothers and I decided that just 2 penises docked wasn't enough. So we got 5 bros all together and made a space station docking maneuver!
by Rimmerdude August 10, 2014
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