the dank plant

the plant we must pray to every time we smoke DANK ASS WEED!

dude i smoked weeeeeeeed after i bowed to the DANK PLANT!

by pwnz0r August 28, 2003

dank engine

Fishbowling the car, then opening the sunroof as you drive away. Similar to a train engine blowing steam.

Tomas the tank engine? I prefer the dank engine.

by hazedd December 12, 2014

dank bonkripper

The spiciest meme. The best shy guy in Mario Kart known to the human race. Has a knife, so don't beef with him. Rips the best dank bonks. Yeet

He's such a dank bonkripper
Yeet

Boinky doodle danked to town

by Yeetmeister October 20, 2017

Dank Meme

A slang word for "this meme is lit"

Bill, that was a dank meme, show me some more!

by DannyIsTall June 11, 2017

dank lit

Dank lit is a term meaning that someone or something is of high quality or extraordinary

Man Jeremy is so dank lit

by poyo213 August 11, 2017

Dank Free

Having no cannabis in your system.

Hey dog you down to smoke tonight?

Na I gotta stay dank free for a while cuz of my upcoming drug test for my new job.

by XxTokerxX4Life October 3, 2008

Dank Wank

To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.

I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!

by ClitNinja March 3, 2011