Covfefe

An powerful, arcane and eldritch power word of the first order used by members of the Temple Illuminatus to curse enemies or bolster allies. Its effectiveness is amplified several times when soon followed by the power word "kefauver". If these utterances don't seem to work they can, with great caution, be elevated to an almost "sure thing" by using the power word of the third order, "ishakabibble". Don't try this at home, kids.

Fireball! Fireball! Covfefe! Ring of fire. Faerie fire. Kefauver! SCORCH! Ishkabibble!

These aren't the droids you're looking for. Covfefe. He can go about his business. Kefauver. Move along. Ishkabibble.

by Trixster Million April 23, 2020

Covfefe

When you can't afford dental care because TrumpCare

"My healthfcare covfefe is so poor I can't afford dentistf"

by Toxikcherry13 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

"Fake News" This word is etymologically related to Fugazi.

"The mainstream media is covfefe."

President Trump: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by Propagandasaurus June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When you grab it by the pussy and cover it.

Trump: Grab it by the pussy and covfefe
Person: Trump wtf

by n4n0b1t January 6, 2018

Covfefe

1. The result of a molding cheeto trying to write "coverage" but his tiny hands couldn't spell the entire word.

2. A short lived meme

1. Trump: Despite the constant negative press covfefe

The world: please be the result of a stroke

2. Person A: Did you see Trumps tweet?

Person B: Yeah, everyone's freaking out about it but I'm sure they'll forget about it in a week.

by eyyowassup May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When you want to type "Conference" but you are too drunk to do it. Damn conferences...

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

" Damn covfefes..."

by Schiban June 1, 2017

covfefe

The best of all presidents - ever! - was predicting the pandemic and hinted with the acronym COVFEFE (Covic ForEverForEver). And he turned out to be so right.

Covfefe

by Sternwald November 19, 2020