Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.
Dream Cop
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!
Something an individual from New York says before acquiring your Timberlands in a forceful manner. This can also be followed by the individual exclaiming "BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT" but is not always necessary.
lil boi #1: Ayo B I deadass heard someone copped yo timbs last night.
lil boi #2: yeah they pulled yellin "BOONK GANG WHOLW LOTTA GANG SHIT" and "FINNA COP YO TIMBS B"
A man who dedicates his life to guilt tripping women into wearing clothes that cover themselves completely from their neck to their feet, but only after he’s gotten a long look at their tiddies.
Man: *stares at woman’s boobs for a full 10 minutes*
Woman 1: “Um, can I help you?”
Man: *Offended tone* “You really are showing way too much of your cleavage. It’s unsettling and offensive. Do us all a favor and cover that up.”
Woman 2: *Whispers to Woman 1* “Damn, what a tiddy cop.”