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parental controls

a way for parents 2 interfere with privacy rights of their kids. used to look at people's search history.
i hate goddamn fucking shitty parental controls
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
mugGet the parental controlsmug.

Control Panel

Control panel is shortened to CP, which is re-expanded into child porn.
"Yea, I have a shit ton of control panel on my computer dude. probably like 12gb." "Holy shit man, how old? are you selling?"
by Deconentrated September 22, 2022
mugGet the Control Panelmug.

Controller

Something you can beat the shit out of after losing a game of Fortnite with 15 kills and a gold scar
I break controller.
by Spoopy poo March 1, 2022
mugGet the Controllermug.

control-itis

When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.
Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.

Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.
by FerninLove April 2, 2019
mugGet the control-itismug.

Control thumb

A method of controlling aspects such as tempo, depth, pleasure/pain, and orgasm of a woman by inserting the thumb tip of your dominant hand into her asshole and putting you fingers towards her back as if to grab her by the inside of her ass while fucking her pussy from behind.
Ashley yelled that she wanted John to go harder and deeper, so he took his right hand off her hips and used his control thumb. She immediately stopped telling him what to do and went along with however John decided to treat her in that position.
by Thumb-man June 18, 2024
mugGet the Control thumbmug.

Control cortela

A dumb mf who doesn't have shit to do. A piece of shit who no one likes.

"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.
Person 1 - Omg is that a control cortela? No wonder he's so dumb!
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.
by umpalumpa1234 January 30, 2023
mugGet the Control cortelamug.

GROUND CONTROL TRAP

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.
Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.
by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022
mugGet the GROUND CONTROL TRAPmug.

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