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Commander Xander

The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.
"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander
by Commander Xander23 December 16, 2008
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TWISS Commando

An expatriot contractor who works in Iraq doing an incredibly easy job that requires no hard work or physical ability yet posts pictures of himself on MySpace and Facebook wearing full kit and trying to look like a hard-ass. This individual may or may not have a target on his back and be reffered to as "One-time".
One-time on Facebook: "OPSEC is important people, I'm in Iraq, have a secret security clearance and have a target on my back because I'm a contractor!"

Bison's response: "Wow, you really are a TWISS Commando aren't you?"
by Twiss Commando July 1, 2010
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made it to commas

The term is in reference to money.

When an individual has no less then $1,000.00 (the first time a comma can appear in terms of wealth).

To finally have real money.
"My Daddy's commissary made it to commas."
---Kendrick Lamar
by Sub_T July 30, 2017
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coimabtore

it is a kick ass town in tamil nadu india!
it has the greatest climate ever and even greater people! it is the place to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo!

that town kicks ass like coimabtore ......
by betatester147 December 18, 2010
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6th commandment

Thou Shalt Not Kill. One of the 10 commandments, counted as the 6th commandment by Protestant traditions and the 5th commandment by Catholic tradition. The command prohibits purposefully or accidentally taking someones life.
Martin Luther believed that the 6th commandment was directed towards individuals, but did not prevent governing bodies from going to war or punishing criminals.
by quizman64 November 14, 2007
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Commander Kotex

A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.
My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.
by Dave4270 August 26, 2009
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mini coma

1. A relatively short coma.
2. An extremely long nap, greater than an hour, generally occurring in the middle of the day. (after work, after school, mid-afternoon)
Guy 1-"Yeah... i came home from school and i fell into a mini-coma"
Guy 2-"Mini coma? Dont you mean nap?"
Guy 1-"Naps aren't supposed to be 4 hours long."
Guy 2-"oh i guess you're right"
by Haneef January 5, 2008
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