Conundrumery

where the FBI provokes you into doing things that provoke them into provoking you into doing things that provoke them into provoking you to provoking them into provoking you into provoking them into provoking you into provoking them into provoking you.....etc....

I see the FBI are on that conundrumery again, pissing themselves off so they have a reason to be pissed off.

by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025

Council

A formal gathering of "C" words.

Examples - some, all or none may apply.

People : Councillors, colleagues, comrades, cronies, contacts, criminals, cretins, crooks.

Results:: Committees, contracts, collusion, coercion, corruption, commissions, crime, cash, cover-ups.

This Council is composed of a collection of corrupt crooks.

by upyaws September 30, 2025

Council Clarinet

Usually a neon-colored, lithium-powered pacifier for the economically or socially challenged. It is a disposable vape (usually Blue Razz Lemonade or Watermelon Ice) permanently glued to the hand of a tracksuit-clad youth, dole pole dosser or a single mum with Jaden, Kayden and Lilly Mae in tow.

Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.

"Walked past the bus stop and got absolutely blinded by a cloud of 'Cotton Candy Ice'. There was a gaggle of year 8s in North Face puffers, all aggressively playing the council clarinet."

by Classic Ghostie December 8, 2025

Cajun Two-Step

When you douse your fingers in hot sauce and insert them into a woman's vagina.

“I hooked up with a girl last night, but she wasn’t ready for the cajun two-step.”

by Certified_Rickass December 13, 2025

man council

When a group of men call a meeting to discussing their manliness.

Man council member: I just got laid

Man council DJ plays "Now you're a man a manly manly man"

by KingArnold November 21, 2013

war counciler

The second in comand and adviser for the leader of the organization or gang

Hey , you think we can go hit up the block where my enemy stay at the boss aint in town, I dont know. We gotta tell that to the war counciler about that.

by Tequileroboii97 October 19, 2017

Condom Conundrum

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.

"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."

by Old Bae December 3, 2017