DRAIN CLOGGER

Any person who stops the flow of movement or traffic. Someone who holds other people up in any line, such as in a fast food establisment, movie theater, ect.

I was in food mart yesteray, and i just happened to be in line behind old lady Mc ginty. not only did she use double coupons on every item, which by the way took forty five minutes, she paid for a hundred dollars worth of groceries with pennies! By the time she was done, the line was all the way back at the deli section! What a serious drain clogger!

by Brittany T April 22, 2008

Irish Ear clogger

The form of a guy jerking it in a girls face. She begins to suck on your dick and when you're "go", you turn around and jizz in her ear, then proceed to rip out a chunk of her hair. lol

Dude, I gave Jenny an Irish Ear Clogger last night, but then she dumped me. Wtf's up wit dat?

by Stanly McNormalguy April 28, 2007

close to home

'Close to Home' simply means the act of committing something less than savoury with your girls best friend.

Dumbass A; Dude i just totally boned Finola's best friend!

Dumbass B; Man! That was a bit close to home wasn't it?

Dumbass A; Yea, but as long as i be hitting that sweet ass - it's all gravy.

by Jingles July 23, 2004

Closer

A loser, goes to bed early, doesn't party or drink much, usually a huge pussy and a boring person

Holly: Hey you guys wanna go out tonight??!
Sarah: Ahhh no its 8:30pm, I think im going to go to bed.
Holly: Alright closer, don't be jealous when I come home with cool stories.

by shankerhol January 6, 2011

Clog job

The clogging of two person's anuses by standing back-to-back and shitting into one another untill the feces stiffens.

"Dang, Sue! I havent been able to use the bathroom ever sence that clog job last month!"

by Brett Elliott January 2, 2007

close to home

Slang used to describe the act of cunnilingus, referencing that all human's original "home" was the womb.

After a few minutes of making out, it was time to get close to home.

by Media Assassin July 22, 2004

Clogger shit

simaler to the linkin log shit this shit is when you think it's soft yet extreamley hard. You flush the toilet and it cloggs the toilet so bad the water is getting past it but nothing can break thru the impenitable force the is the shit. Not even the toilet snake can save you now. Don't bother calling the plummber cause his snake won't get it either.

yesterday i took a shit and i thought it was soft so i flushed and it turned out to be a Clogger shit i guess i shouldn't have eaten those breakfast burriots!

by kool_kat ate me May 3, 2009