Smoke and Choke

When a girl/guy gets blazed and then gives a blowjob, especially when it's a deepthroat.

"Dude, she totally gave me the smoke and choke last night! I came in her eye and she started crying!"
"Niiiiice!"

by williamthewise August 11, 2015

Double Choke Chicken

Masturbating in someone's face while choking them with the tie they are wearing.

I had her wear my tie and kneel down, then I hit her with the Double Choke Chicken.

by Jay nez February 5, 2010

2 hand choke hold

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

by Colin October 9, 2004

chike

A combination of chink and kike. An asian jew.

Chikes only take free karate lessons.

Your mom never gives me any of her tight asian pussy. She is such a chike!

Ching chang china man, sitting on a fence. Tried to make a dollar out of ninety-nine cents!

by AOMF February 7, 2008

choked out

When smokin' marijuana it makes you choke..many stoners call it choked out because they get high that way..BLAZE ALL DAY EVERYDAY 420!!

choked out

by vEM1 April 22, 2009

chokes on pretzel

what gw bush does to get attention

AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!! LISTEN QUICK BEFORE I DIE!!!! brroooOOOOMMP

by Shagmaster2004 April 11, 2004

Choke

Short for Choke the chicken;
to masturbate

Man, Imma choke the chicken yesterday.

by Dedifier October 14, 2003