Chicken Brick

A flat track roller derby starting position characterized by all blockers lining up directly in front of the jammer line.

Often accompanied by a complete refusal by the pack to actually move forward when the pack whistle is blown.

Did you watch any of the regional tournaments this year? Ugh... just chicken brick after chicken brick. When are they going to go back to actually playing roller derby?

by PurpleNinjaGirl October 1, 2011

Boner Chicken

Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.

Bro, remember that time you lost Boner Chicken because Mike had that jug of milk?

by BonerChicken November 23, 2018

Chicken Slab

A chicken slab is when one has neither a penis or vagina; the region around the crotch looks similar to a plain, fresh cut of meat from a chicken.

When that guy was inches away from getting laid, the girl got a real surprise when she witnessed his chicken slab!

by Nibblet of the unknown December 13, 2017

sticky chicken

Referring to the tactile comparison between one’s junk and that of handling drying raw chicken. Clinging or sticky.

Damn, my junk feels like a pound of sticky chicken after sexing up that girl!

by jackemmebob24 December 7, 2012

Runway Chicken

A game played at an airport where 2 or more people run across the runway and whoever makes it across the runway or gets shot by TSA last wins

"Hey Jerry, up for a game of Runway Chicken?"
"I don't know man, I heard Tommy fuckin died last time we played."

by Peepus February 19, 2018

astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

chicken tenders

a delicious breaded chicken dish usually ordered by the youngest kid at the fanciest restaurant

"of course jimmy got the chicken tenders and chocolate milk"

by CrabfaceMcgee June 12, 2018