Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

by Captain OCD October 30, 2022

I can't believe it's not flubber

I can't believe it's not flubber is Hot chick with fat girl personality. Super cool and acts like she has no clue she smoking hot.

I met this smoking hot chick the other day and she was super cool. I can't believe it's not flubber.

by DrFuck February 10, 2024

can't relate

Expression used to manifest strong surprise or disagreement. Articles are omitted.

A) Well, I'll definitely buy that shirt.
B) Can't relate!

by thetruelivia August 24, 2018

Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.

Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022

Can't Fix Loser

When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.

Also is applicable to describe a company.

Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.

BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.

Yurk: Ya but unc...

BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.

by Mike109999 February 2, 2022