you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas
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Get the Carrot Snapper mug.A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch
Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure
now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes
now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes
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Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!
....what the f-
I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!
....what the f-
I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND
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morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.
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