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Cock Burglar 

The act of playing with someones penis without them knowing. Usually takes place while someone is unconcious or very drunk.
Eric liked playing with cock so much that he would slip drugs into mens drinks and take advantage of them while they were sleeping. They now call him the cock burglar.
Cock Burglar by SF September 28, 2004
Related Words

turd burggler 

When you are taking a shit in the bathroom stall and somone trys to open the door on you.
-Experiencing the ferocious need for a huge, gnarly burger.
-Vehemently consuming a burger.
-Recovering from mega burger overindulgence.
"Oh man i'm burgin for some delicious burgs"
"Yo homeslice, we be burgin"
"Hurry up and get me my burgs mom im burgin here!"
"Hey Connor are you burgin?""Of course I made the word up silly!"
burgin by Connor K January 1, 2009

Turd Burgular 

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.
Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.
Turd Burgular by stinky April 7, 2004

jigaboo burger 

Jigaboo is a racial term directed toward African Americans.
The jigaboo burger is what a jigaboo orders when he/she goes to Burger King.

The burger is a normal Whopper sandwich with extra pickles and loads of mustard, usually accompanied by a fruit punch drink.
Randy:"Welcome to Burger King what can I get for you?"
Jigaboo: "Yeuh. Gimmee one o' dem Whopper meals, and throw on sum extra pickles and musturd. Gimme a large fruit punch too dawg."
Randy: "Drive through needs a jigaboo burger!!!"

jigaboo burger by Zach Kaczmarek December 25, 2006
To steal or rob of; usually in a burglary.
Oh no! That thief burgled my purse!
Burgle by ac262 February 12, 2013